American Horror Story - Evan Peters
There’s a leek in the boat!!!!!!!!!
THE BEST VISUAL PUN
i laugh at this more than I should
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
"Look how outside we are!" [x]
when someone eats food you were saving
today! the last fancy date till 100 years later
Every American looks on confused
I wish my winged eyeliner game was as strong as Jafar’s
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away